Crane Game Master

Freya:Ooo! No way! Stop here Waffle! I’m gonna show you why they used to call me “Freya the crane game master”!
Waffle:I did not know you used to go by the name “Freya the crane game master”.
Freya:Hehe yeah! Well, If anyone saw my magnificence I know that’s what they’d call me! Do you have any quarters on you by chance?
Waffle:No.
Freya:*Sigh* well, guess I’ve gotta use my ghostly powers. Waffle, after this let’s go to a buffet, I’m gonna need it!
Waffle:Ok.
Freya:So now, let's just phase my hand through here… Phew, ok! I feel the coins! Let’s hurry up, not die of exhaustion and pull them through this slot… *panting* There… got a few!!
Waffle:Are you alright?
Freya:Yeah… Let me just, catch my breath…
Freya:The ghosts on TV do this like it’s nothing! They’ve gotta be using some camera tricks or something.
Waffle:Suggestion: we should seek shelter. It is beginning to rain.
Freya:Hehe that’s just my sweat silly! Now! Do you think you can handle seeing the most skilled crane game player in the world?
Waffle:Yes.
Freya:Hehe, I know, I know, it’s a big honor but don’t be shy! I’ll shake your hand afterwards, don’t go washing it off haha! Now, watch this! I’m gonna go for this cute grape plush!
Waffle:Watching.
Waffle:You failed to grab it.
Freya:That one didn’t count, every crane game expert knows you get a warmup attempt. This time victory is in my claw!
Waffle:The claw picked up and dropped the strawberry.
Freya:Ha! All according to plan! I dropped it in that exact spot to open up a thousand more opportunities! I don’t fault you for not seeing my genius master plan!
Waffle:You didn’t grab anything that time.
Freya:Umm… that was tooooooo... Give the craw a break because it’s been working so hard! Yeah! You’re doing a great job claw! See You’ve gotta treat it right and it’ll love and respect you back!
Waffle:That is illogical. The claw does not have emotions or need rest.
Freya:You see, that’s why I’m the master and you’re but a peon. So let’s position the claw here and…
Waffle:The claw dropped the plushy again.
Freya:THAT’S IT! This machine is clearly defective!
Waffle:Can I try?
Freya:Yeah, you can join me in the wasted quarter club cause this piece of junk only dispenses false hope!
Waffle:Plushie Acquired.
Freya:No way! I mean, that's just beginner's luck! But I now see it’s time to break out my secret technique!
Waffle:What is your secret technique?
Freya:If I told you it wouldn’t be secret now would it! Can you turn around for me?
Waffle:Turning.
Freya:*Inhale* *Exhale* Here it goes. Freya’s secret flying brick technique deluxe!! *CRASH*
Waffle:Freya. Are you alright?
Freya:Hehehe, look who just won all the plushies! They’ll all make fine additions to the plushie horde!!
Waffle:Did you break the glass with a brick?
Freya:I simply used the environment to my advantage!

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