Freya: | Ooo! No way! Stop here Waffle! I’m gonna show you why they used to call me “Freya the crane game master”! |
Waffle: | I did not know you used to go by the name “Freya the crane game master”. |
Freya: | Hehe yeah! Well, If anyone saw my magnificence I know that’s what they’d call me! Do you have any quarters on you by chance? |
Waffle: | No. |
Freya: | *Sigh* well, guess I’ve gotta use my ghostly powers. Waffle, after this let’s go to a buffet, I’m gonna need it! |
Waffle: | Ok. |
Freya: | So now, let's just phase my hand through here… Phew, ok! I feel the coins! Let’s hurry up, not die of exhaustion and pull them through this slot… *panting* There… got a few!! |
Waffle: | Are you alright? |
Freya: | Yeah… Let me just, catch my breath… |
Freya: | The ghosts on TV do this like it’s nothing! They’ve gotta be using some camera tricks or something. |
Waffle: | Suggestion: we should seek shelter. It is beginning to rain. |
Freya: | Hehe that’s just my sweat silly! Now! Do you think you can handle seeing the most skilled crane game player in the world? |
Waffle: | Yes. |
Freya: | Hehe, I know, I know, it’s a big honor but don’t be shy! I’ll shake your hand afterwards, don’t go washing it off haha! Now, watch this! I’m gonna go for this cute grape plush! |
Waffle: | Watching. |
Waffle: | You failed to grab it. |
Freya: | That one didn’t count, every crane game expert knows you get a warmup attempt. This time victory is in my claw! |
Waffle: | The claw picked up and dropped the strawberry. |
Freya: | Ha! All according to plan! I dropped it in that exact spot to open up a thousand more opportunities! I don’t fault you for not seeing my genius master plan! |
Waffle: | You didn’t grab anything that time. |
Freya: | Umm… that was tooooooo... Give the craw a break because it’s been working so hard! Yeah! You’re doing a great job claw! See You’ve gotta treat it right and it’ll love and respect you back! |
Waffle: | That is illogical. The claw does not have emotions or need rest. |
Freya: | You see, that’s why I’m the master and you’re but a peon. So let’s position the claw here and… |
Waffle: | The claw dropped the plushy again. |
Freya: | THAT’S IT! This machine is clearly defective! |
Waffle: | Can I try? |
Freya: | Yeah, you can join me in the wasted quarter club cause this piece of junk only dispenses false hope! |
Waffle: | Plushie Acquired. |
Freya: | No way! I mean, that's just beginner's luck! But I now see it’s time to break out my secret technique! |
Waffle: | What is your secret technique? |
Freya: | If I told you it wouldn’t be secret now would it! Can you turn around for me? |
Waffle: | Turning. |
Freya: | *Inhale* *Exhale* Here it goes. Freya’s secret flying brick technique deluxe!! *CRASH* |
Waffle: | Freya. Are you alright? |
Freya: | Hehehe, look who just won all the plushies! They’ll all make fine additions to the plushie horde!! |
Waffle: | Did you break the glass with a brick? |
Freya: | I simply used the environment to my advantage! |